There are invitations to order and mail, venues to book, meals to choose, music to consider, and hundreds of other decisions to make and thousands of other variables that can go wrong.
Did you know that four out of ten engagements get called off during the wedding planning process? I'm not kidding. It's an ordeal no one should have to go through. It'll wreak havoc on your love life, and send your relationship with your parents into the toilet. But nonetheless, you're going to go through with this.
Because you just don't know any better.
So since you're committed to spending a fortune on a day you'll want to immediately forget after it's over, the last thing you need to worry about is what your friends will think of you.
You've tried to be a good partner and an upstanding member of society. You buy Girl Scout cookies, use your turn signal and go to the gym when you're not too busy donating to your favorite charity.
But there are moments when you realize, "Hey...there's something missing from my life but I just don't know what it is." Then it hits you as you begin planning your wedding...
you don't know any black people.
Not a single one. You've gone through your entire life only reading about us in the paper and seeing us on ESPN. That's messed up.
When the boat leaves,
can you afford NOT to be on it?
Until you completely change your closed minded lifestyle, you are going to be met with tough decisions on the road to tolerance. So when the moment arrives for you to be judged in the eyes of your friends and family, why risk being talked about at the water cooler for weeks after your special day?
Don't be a dumb white person.
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Call The Wedding Negro
I will be there for you.
Three distinct packages with varying rates.
Choose the one that works best for you, or contact me for a more customized experience.
And of course I will dance a minimum of 7 dances to help out all your white friends. Contact me below and let's get you piece of mind.
Remember...It's never too late to stop being so white.
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